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26th January 2021

Put your hands up if you wanna be first?

We’re still a baby. We’re signing up beautiful people every day. We want YOU. Are you skinny, fat, tall, short, fit, trim, round… weird? We want you all. We want people our customers can relate to. Are you white? brown? black? yellow? pink? orange (fake tan)? We love you all. We want you all. ONLY one requirement: you gotta be confident. You’ve got to put to the camera – stick your tongue out and smile. If you can speak – then great (not essential). Are you shy and timid? You poor thing. You’re not for us! (But you can always buy from us – we won’t turn you away.) To be one of our models, you need to be real and human and did we say super confident?

On this page, you’ll see our first few models. Watch this space!

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